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What was your weirdest, funniest dream? 

98 deviants said I'll tell you! :giggle:
97 deviants said I don't dream funny stuff, just scary stuff :fear:
70 deviants said I never remember my dreams, but I talk in my sleep and I have been told I said... ^^;
51 deviants said I don't dream. Period. :paranoid:

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PlayedThePainter Featured By Owner May 4, 2009  Student Interface Designer
I was angry at my sister before I went to bed, and actually quite hungry at the time. That night, I dreamt that she was a porkchop and that we cooked and ate her.
I told her the next morning, and needless to say, she wouldn't talk to me for a while. =D
p0rkytso Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
An interesting poll question,
Dreams: we all dreams believe it or not! and for those who say they don't dream... it's because they don't recall their dreams.. it's natural to dream, and without dreams we will not be able to operate. Our mind & body is constantly working, alive and awake.. when we fall asleep the body falls asleep but the mind continues to operate.

There are many factors as of why some can recall their dreams better than others, and some who believe they don't dream at all. WE ALL DREAM, IT'S JUST THAT WE CAN'T REMEMBER IT...

Depending on your circumstances or if you are taking any form of drugs (legal/illegal) especially mind alternative drugs which can greatly affect on dreams.

This is a big topic, i don't wanna put my two sense in, cos i know someone will read this and think "what a load of b.s"
everyone's entitled to believe what they want to believe, but it's probably better to believe in 'facts'.

For those whom are interested GOOGLE:

Astral Projection / Lucid Dreaming /

tracy-Me Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Assuming polls never close because I've had this sitting in my messages for a while... I tend to have very strange dreams.

Like... once I discovered that Elton John (in his white jumpsuit) was the link between life and death, and the portal was through my childhood playhouse... He came out of the playhouse with a bright white light behind him, and he had a mic and everything. Circle of Life? Yeah. It has new meaning.

The best one, though:

I was at the bowling alley with my gym class, but the bowling alley somehow turned into some ancient videogame/ chutes and ladders maze, and we had to get to the very bottom in order to hide from some military force invading the Midwest. After terrifying leaps of faith onto moving objects and other precarious feats, we finally got to the basement and thought we'd be okay, but a "friend" of mine from highschool came down via elevator (go figure) and announced that the Nazis had invaded and we had to let them use the bowling alley as their headquarters for their dastardly deeds. She took me aside and told me that she had a plan to undermine them, but that she needed my help. ...Long story short, she wanted me to seduce Hitler, who was paying a personal visit to the bowling alley hq. ^^; It was no okay. But being adverse to genocide, I gave it a go, and one very Satine vs. Duke scene later, I look over Hilter's shoulder and see my friend standing there laughing, and I realize she was a Nazi the entire time as Hitler stabs and kills me... I woke up with my cat's paw in place of Hitler's knife.

...How awkward.
kuschelirmel Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: polls never close :D

thanks for sharing!
rimete Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2009   General Artist
I really don't remember dreams often now although I used to.

Weird, probably (this was when I was a kid) I had the same exact dream three times. It was in black and white and I was falling off a cliff, well the third time I had the dream I fell out of bed.

That was when I was maybe 7 or 8 years old and when I fell out of bed, that ended the dream if you want to call it that - it really wasn't a nightmare for the most part but the ending. I have no idea why, maybe a movie or something I read that influenced it. Strange.....
LoloTehWormie Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
-is scared of dreams-
i was a troubled child.
i haven't stopped having nightmares.
everything is full of death and sadness.
and everyone says i seem such a happy person during my waking hours.
rimete Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2009   General Artist
I don't know or think there is any correlation of happiness during waking hours and the thoughts that are beyond control.

One thing I always wanted to try but never have yet is to attempt to influence my dreams. It is possible and I was thinking that proper music and sounds during the REM period of sleep would do that. That's the time when we dream...but in general (probably that I'm not relaxed/or sleep relaxed) I don't remember my dreams. Or at least not often but you might want to consider experimentation some hours before sleep to see if you can alter subconscious thoughts.
blue--magic Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2009
i don't remember much, but i remember spending a day with david bowie, and he was dressed in his jareth clothes (from labyrinth). it was really weird... i think we went to lunch, and then he sang a concert for me. and then macavity showed up. i don't remember much else.
Ferruti Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
The big apartment buildings came alive and their windows were glowing red in the black blue darkness.. They were gathering, moving in masses for a purpose beyond comprehension, all as one single etnity yet all individual, radiating hatred and evil intelligence, humming and calling the others.. I guess it was a protest or a riot of some kind. Unconscious children were falling silently out of their windows. Formless traitors left marks written with blood in the darkness and the snow

It's one of the darkest dreams I've had in a while, very overwhelming and powerful.. Still can't shake the images and the fascination from my mind
assimilated Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I dreamed the other night that I hadnt been at work for many days, and when I woke up I felt awful and tried to remember when I had last been to my office and I realised that it HAD been days and felt awful until I realised that the reason was that I was at a different office for the week! I went back to sleep and had the dream/aftermath several more times before the morning.
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